More Fake Cowboys?

Rumors are swirling around town that Bush will be in town for the opening of the new visitor center in Grand Teton National Park. My question is, will he wear a big shinny belt buckle and cowboy hat?

I think the visitor center is going to open in August and I am glad that I wont be in town during the big visit from W. It's bad enough to have Cheney, let alone both at the same time.